firstnamelloyd:

jewist:

so i updated that orange is the new black offense thing bc it was kind of inaccurate and i added some of my faves ok here

YES this is so much better than the other that just said “DRUGS” above everyone

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jessiej7732:

fox-power:

So my 13 y/o brother is on Xbox Live with his friends in the other room and the past 20 minutes I’ve heard him say

  • Dude why do you use gay as an insult?
  • You guys are fucking sexist, this is why I’m the only one of us who has a girlfriend
  • Wow that wasn’t racist or anything
  • No seriously gay does not mean stupid
  • BOOMSHOT!!!!!!!!!!

SO PROUD

PRAISE YOUR BROTHER

(Source: stayuglystayangry)

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guy:

"what happens if u have a boner and u unzip ur pants??"

image

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theteenagevowinaparkinglot:

unseelie-prince:

I think we all need an aggressively positive spider friend in our lives

aggressively positive spider

(Source: bluedogeyes)

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deansurvived:

What Destiel shippers do NOT want

  • Constant romantic/love scenes.
  • Sam to be ignored.
  • The brotherly bond between Sam and Dean to weaken.
  • The dynamic of the show to change.
  • The show to become like fanfiction.

What Destiel shippers DO want

  • Dean and Cas to be in a recognized relationship.

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muftiday:

do you ever see a picture of your internet friend for the first time and you just kinda think
it appears i have accidentally befriended a beauty goddess.
well

shit

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stand-by-me:

Someone let me know when they find my jaw on the ground

(Source: thegaysticky)

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witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

(Source: warmbloodedkiller)

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anrisaryn:

landofstories:

startrekspeare:

"what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better

also, in the british monarchy, if a queen is on the throne, there isn’t a king. her husband is a prince. BUT if a king is on the throne, his wife is a queen. which truly shows that the country can be ruled without a king but can’t without a queen.

HISTORY

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